Okay, look. I love zombies. Anyone who even remotely knows anything about me me knows I heart all things zombie. Except that thing over there. This is a bit much, even for me. Seriously.
A zombie dildo. Who thinks this stuff up? Don't get me wrong, I love the fact that it's available in a five-color design in a variety of base colors, but you've got to have something a little wrong if you like to get off to a ripped-skin and pustule-covered dildo. (You're even more sick if you like this one.)
And the zombie dildo is $245.00 a pop, which means that it better get up and make me breakfast in the morning. There is, however, a more reasonably priced one-color version available for only $150.00. One in Skank Pink, please!
Actually, maybe I'll go for this one instead. It sparkles. I'm on Team Edward, don't you know.
1 comment:
baby jesus butt plug...wow...I never would've thought up that one
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