Zombie Manage-a-trois

I was just thinking at lunch today that it had been a little while since I posted and wondered what I could do.

And then I happened upon this image at Ugliest Tattoos.

What the fuck is wrong with people? Seriously. Zombie porn? Really, guys? As if the zombie penses (yes, that's the actual plural of penis - look it up) as dildos weren't creepy enough, along comes this. It's like a train wreck you can't look away from. The tattoo itself is awesome in the colors artwork, but the subject matter is a touch disturbing even to me and not just because it's a DP porn scene, which creeps me out on a whole other plane of existence.

Then again, if you've ever seen Peter Jackson's Dead Alive (yes, that Peter Jackson who won an Oscar for LOTR) you know that zombies do indeed have sex in that world. Especially if they're zombie priests, which is just hi-fucking-larious.

Zombie Tastes.

I have been asked to write a new post as the penis dildos are not for everyone's taste (pun intended).

Speaking of taste....when the apocalypse happens and your food supply has run out and you've already eaten the cat, at what point do you turn to your survival-mate and begin to look at him like he's the ham at Christmas dinner? When does Cooking with Jeff actually become cooking with Jeff? Where do you start? Appetizers of fingers and toes like chicken wings and then move on to a palatable radius and ulna sound lovely at first, but wow....how about that ass! A couple of whacks with a mallet to get it nice and tender and a dash of steak sauce? Yummy!

I'm guessing a nice red to go with your meal, but possibly a lovely zin. Here are two you can try.