Zombie Manage-a-trois

I was just thinking at lunch today that it had been a little while since I posted and wondered what I could do.

And then I happened upon this image at Ugliest Tattoos.

What the fuck is wrong with people? Seriously. Zombie porn? Really, guys? As if the zombie penses (yes, that's the actual plural of penis - look it up) as dildos weren't creepy enough, along comes this. It's like a train wreck you can't look away from. The tattoo itself is awesome in the colors artwork, but the subject matter is a touch disturbing even to me and not just because it's a DP porn scene, which creeps me out on a whole other plane of existence.

Then again, if you've ever seen Peter Jackson's Dead Alive (yes, that Peter Jackson who won an Oscar for LOTR) you know that zombies do indeed have sex in that world. Especially if they're zombie priests, which is just hi-fucking-larious.