I have been asked to write a new post as the penis dildos are not for everyone's taste (pun intended).
Speaking of taste....when the apocalypse happens and your food supply has run out and you've already eaten the cat, at what point do you turn to your survival-mate and begin to look at him like he's the ham at Christmas dinner? When does Cooking with Jeff actually become cooking with Jeff? Where do you start? Appetizers of fingers and toes like chicken wings and then move on to a palatable radius and ulna sound lovely at first, but wow....how about that ass! A couple of whacks with a mallet to get it nice and tender and a dash of steak sauce? Yummy!
I'm guessing a nice red to go with your meal, but possibly a lovely zin. Here are two you can try.
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Nice original post, and also quite possibly the best profile pic ever. Too cool.
Never thought I'd be having this discussion, but for zombie dining...I'd go with the wine called 7 Deadly Zins. Or, you know, it's also a good wine to try with regular food too.
Thanks! I'd probably recommend the Vampire, wine with your animals and the Zombie Zin for Jeff. Humans are the other OTHER white meat.
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